Hilarious writeup of a new National Instruments box in Electronic Design

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It's written in Pirate talk (I have no idea how the editor snuck it past management and it may get taken down by them when the US wakes up in the morning), so non-English speakers will have a hard time with it as it likely won't Google translate:

https://www.electronicdesign.com/technologies/test-measurement/article/55140777/electronic-design-international-talk-like-a-pirate-day-starring-the-ni-miodaq