Man vs. Woman

[Magnox]

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[metal]

This means women needs more tuning, have lots of controls to understand how to use and outputs to measure and analyze, so don't bother

[dennis78]

i try to patch women, but no success. all units are very specific.

[ALLPIC]

This shows womans difficult to tune. lot more buttons. do some trials and then may be you got success

[oldvan]

I've heard rumors of this being a useful tuning tool:

[metal]

This shows womans difficult to tune. lot more buttons. do some trials and then may be you got success

You will never succeed

Just pretend you are not aware of these buttons

[dennis78]

all time i do wrong thing. women are mixed analog/digital design... maybe complete redesign to digital technology can solve problem.

[twonuts]

Looks like there is a serious error in the description. Most, if not all, women do not have an 'off' switch, at least not one which mutes the voice.

[metal]

I think this is when they sleep

Or you can think of this switch as shorted out

[pickit2]

They may well have an off switch, but it's most likely labeled as somthing else. and by the way you should see the size of the power supply, it's round the back. and they are heavy maintenance too.

[solutions]

The man switch actually has a wire soldered between its two contacts.  

I never could figure out how the other one is wired, but I do know the final switch is normally off and seems to only be a momentary on.  The whole works can get really messed up to where it interferes with the normal operation of the man unit - bloody well seems like every month.  

Woman boxes do seem to respond to digital stimulus, though you may get shocked if things get wet.  

And, if you go to places like Thailand, you'll see a lot of transformers in the front.

[TomJackson69]

Sorry to say this, but all of you get confused about this test box.

At first, MAN unit looks very simple but actually very complex because you don’t know what will happen after the switch is turn on. There are circuits with analog, digital, GPS, digital camera, iPhone, iPod and a missile Guidant system. If you mess with his women, he will use his tools to record all actions you do with his wife, Analog, digital circuit will analyze and when he concludes that you really did do something with his wife, than a missile will send to your house. BOOM, you are dead.

The women unit is very simple even thought looks very complex. There are only FOUR probes to hook-up to the women; two on her nibbles, one on her head and one on her CENTRAL PART. It is very easy to tune the women (infact, any women). Here are the procedures of how to tune the women with this unit:

With On/Off button to off position:
1-   All knobs to CCW except the two large knobs on the top left and right must turn to center position.

Now turn on the switch to ON:
1-   Hook up the two signals output in the rear of the box to the scope
2-   Turn the second largest knob, the top in the middle to about 3. This start on her little brain (wait for about 3 minute for her brain to stable).
3-   Turn the second largest knob, the bottom one to about 5. This is where the fun begins. The signal connected to her little xxx part start to transmit a mixed signal of square, sawtooth and sine wave with a voltage about 30 volts (the red knob to controlling the current – only 5mA).
4-   Her eyes start to have some motion even still close.
5-   Her hands hold on the bed sheet and start to tighten up.
6-   Turn the pink knob slowly (very slow) and watch her belly. It is tithing.
7-   The red LED start blinking at a rate of 1HZ (will be 0.5Hz later).
8-   Now is the time to turn the two largest knobs on the top. As the frequency increase, her tongue sticking out and vibrate like a rattle snack. Her breathing is heavy and her body release a very sexually smell. WARNING: TO AVOID BEING EMBRARIUS WITH YOUR COWORKER, WERE VERY LOOSE PANT (put on your coat is better).

I am sorry to stop the procedure here to do something else. I just leave her here with the unit ON. I will continue when I get back.

Happy tuning

Tom

[oldvan]

This flowchart may offer some help?

FLOWCHART...

[TomJackson69]

Hi oldvan,

My tune is in the direction of NOISE on the good side. Thank for the flowchart.

[solutions]

A couple of weeks early, but let's see it make the rounds by then....

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Advanced Woman Calendar 3.3 Multilingual | 2.59 MB

Advanced Woman Calendar is a precise and user-friendly ovulation calendar that monitors the menstrual cycle. It helps you to achieve or avoid pregnancy, calculates safe days for sexual intercourse, and even predicts the gender of your baby.

Ovulation calendar helps you to use the natural birth control method. It will calculate your fertile days (those with increased chances of getting pregnant), the ovulation time and even enables baby gender prediction by highlighting the increased probability of conceiving a baby boy or a girl. The results are presented as a color-coded ovulation calendar showing your fertile and non-fertile periods.  The most valuable use of this software is that it helps your boyfriend/husband figure out, ahead of time, when you will be an unapproachable bitch.

Key Features
Precise and easy-to-use ovulation calendar
Best quality prognosis of the ovulation date with calculation of all accumulated data
Several user profiles with password protection
Daily notes
Reminders and alarms
Baby geneder predictor with Chinese Lunar Calendar
Horoscopes and Zodiac signs
Can show ovulation calendar as desktop wallpaper
Basal body temperature charting
Premenstrual syndrome tracking
PMS Boyfriend Alerter
Pregnancy calendar
Printing support

OS : Win XP/2000/Vista/Win 7
Language : Multilingual

Home Page - http://www.ovulationcalendarsoftware.com/

http://www.filesonic.com/file/255624674/Advanced.Woman.Calendar3.3.rar

http://letitbit.net/download/28875.2d018c33a728eb3b72f757376340/Advanced.Woman.Calendar3.3.rar.html

[Froggy]

In my opinion, the main problem is that the women unit isn't provided with a manual instruction.

so you have to "play" with all the buttons and try to find/imagine how it work.
but be realist: you'll never found the correct adjustment/setting

[Istanbul18]

Great post! Woman unit instruction guide is made overseas, and unreadable.

[TomJackson69]

Bad news, the woman is dead.

When I came back a day after, the woman was not breathing. I touch her chest, found no heart beat and her body was icy cool. The associate of mine was no where to found; but his underware was on the floor.

I am under investigate for what was wrong???

Hello! any police on line!!!!

[u04f061]

It looks that women don't use sonsivri.