Women Are Difficult

[vaiduakhu]

If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman
If you don't,
you are not a man

If you praise her,
she thinks you are lying
If you don't,
you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes,
you are a wimp
If you don't,
you are not understanding

If you visit her often,
she thinks you are boring
If you don't,
she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed,
she says you are a playboy
If you don't,
you are a dull boy

If you are jealous,
she says it's bad
If you don't,
she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn't respect her
If you don't,
she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late,
she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,
she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man,
you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,
"oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while,
she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,
she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street,
you lack ethics
If you do,
she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman,
she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,
she says that they are just admiring

If you talk,
she wants you to listen
If you listen,
she wants you to talk 


In short:

So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful... ....WOMEN!

[robban]

No offence, but are You gay?

[Parmin]

No offence, but are You gay?

LOL !!!

[vaiduakhu]

Lol, just think independently out of any prejuidice dear

[FriskyFerret]

If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman
If you don't,
you are not a man...

You have no idea of the true nature of a woman. This is not a put-down but an observation. You need to learn what a woman looks for in a man but first you need to know what it is to be a man. Most males pass through the stage you are experiencing. A few, unfortunately, never do.

Understanding women and getting your needs met is not very difficult. Teaching a dog tricks is a much harder task than making a woman behave the way you want her to, if you know how. Everything you need to know can be learned and practiced.

[gem1144aaa]

If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman
If you don't,
you are not a man

If you praise her,
she thinks you are lying
If you don't,
you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes,
you are a wimp
If you don't,
you are not understanding

If you visit her often,
she thinks you are boring
If you don't,
she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed,
she says you are a playboy
If you don't,
you are a dull boy

If you are jealous,
she says it's bad
If you don't,
she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn't respect her
If you don't,
she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late,
she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,
she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man,
you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,
"oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while,
she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,
she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street,
you lack ethics
If you do,
she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

If you stare at another woman,
she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,
she says that they are just admiring

If you talk,
she wants you to listen
If you listen,
she wants you to talk 


In short:

So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful... ....WOMEN!

hi
 what you said is what makes them desirable ,attractive and a real feminine.

believe  me the contradiction of their behavior and their personalities is what makes them a real joy for the real men remember man is created to chase them

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[ferbusi]

the perfect woman no exist. is a sweet dream.

[milhouse]

People are difficult!

[FriskyFerret]

the perfect woman no exist. is a sweet dream.

The perfect woman exists in your head, no?

The perfect woman, the archetypal woman, exist in some degree in every woman, more or less. Understand her and you will know the heart of all women.


Thus Spake Zarathustra.
by Friedrich Nietzsche

XVIII.  OLD AND YOUNG WOMEN.

"Why stealest thou along so furtively in the twilight, Zarathustra?  And
what hidest thou so carefully under thy mantle?

Is it a treasure that hath been given thee?  Or a child that hath been born
thee?  Or goest thou thyself on a thief's errand, thou friend of the
evil?"--

Verily, my brother, said Zarathustra, it is a treasure that hath been given
me:  it is a little truth which I carry.

But it is naughty, like a young child; and if I hold not its mouth, it
screameth too loudly.

As I went on my way alone to-day, at the hour when the sun declineth, there
met me an old woman, and she spake thus unto my soul:

"Much hath Zarathustra spoken also to us women, but never spake he unto us
concerning woman."

And I answered her:  "Concerning woman, one should only talk unto men."

"Talk also unto me of woman," said she; "I am old enough to forget it
presently."

And I obliged the old woman and spake thus unto her:

Everything in woman is a riddle, and everything in woman hath one solution
--it is called pregnancy.

Man is for woman a means:  the purpose is always the child.  But what is
woman for man?

Two different things wanteth the true man:  danger and diversion.
Therefore wanteth he woman, as the most dangerous plaything.

Man shall be trained for war, and woman for the recreation of the warrior:
all else is folly.

Too sweet fruits--these the warrior liketh not.  Therefore liketh he
woman;--bitter is even the sweetest woman.

Better than man doth woman understand children, but man is more childish
than woman.

In the true man there is a child hidden:  it wanteth to play.  Up then, ye
women, and discover the child in man!

A plaything let woman be, pure and fine like the precious stone, illumined
with the virtues of a world not yet come.

Let the beam of a star shine in your love!  Let your hope say:  "May I bear
the Superman!"

In your love let there be valour!  With your love shall ye assail him who
inspireth you with fear!

In your love be your honour!  Little doth woman understand otherwise about
honour.  But let this be your honour:  always to love more than ye are
loved, and never be the second.

Let man fear woman when she loveth:  then maketh she every sacrifice, and
everything else she regardeth as worthless.

Let man fear woman when she hateth:  for man in his innermost soul is
merely evil; woman, however, is mean.

Whom hateth woman most?--Thus spake the iron to the loadstone:  "I hate
thee most, because thou attractest, but art too weak to draw unto thee."

The happiness of man is, "I will."  The happiness of woman is, "He will."

"Lo! now hath the world become perfect!"--thus thinketh every woman when
she obeyeth with all her love.

Obey, must the woman, and find a depth for her surface.  Surface, is
woman's soul, a mobile, stormy film on shallow water.

Man's soul, however, is deep, its current gusheth in subterranean caverns:
woman surmiseth its force, but comprehendeth it not.--

Then answered me the old woman:  "Many fine things hath Zarathustra said,
especially for those who are young enough for them.

Strange!  Zarathustra knoweth little about woman, and yet he is right about
them!  Doth this happen, because with women nothing is impossible?

And now accept a little truth by way of thanks!  I am old enough for it!

Swaddle it up and hold its mouth:  otherwise it will scream too loudly, the
little truth."

"Give me, woman, thy little truth!" said I.  And thus spake the old woman:

"Thou goest to women?  Do not forget thy whip!"--

Thus spake Zarathustra.

[pvasilik]

the perfect woman no exist. is a sweet dream.

my friend i dont know for you but i have find the best girl of the world!!!

[vaiduakhu]

Well, those are in the passion of love will say that he has found the best girl of the world. And those who haven't or have been out of this will say the opposite. Oh, man!!!

[wrufc]

I'm still waiting... think I may be waiting a while LOL ;-)