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« on: October 11, 2013, 11:35:12 11:35 » |
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43,000 Scousers meet in Anfield for a 'Scousers Are Not Stupid' convention.
Steven Gerrard addresses the crowd.. 'We are all here today to prove to the world that Scousers are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?'
Wayne Rooney gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
Gerrard asks him 'What is 15 plus 15?'
After 15 or 20 seconds Rooney says, ' Forty!'
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Scousers start chanting 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'
Gerrard says, 'Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance.'
So he asks, 'What is 5 plus 5?'
After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, ' Twelve?'
Gerrard looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.
Everyone is disheartened and Rooney starts crying.
But then the 43,000 Scousers begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'
Gerrard, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually says, 'OK then, what is 2 plus 2?'
Silence hangs over the stadium.
Rooney closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, 'Four?'
Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Scouse crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream, 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'
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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2013, 02:10:55 14:10 » |
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sorry that is a silly joke... so close to getting a mute...
as is > rooney < - he is a blue and would never be welcome in Anfield..
as to me.. not a red 0r a blue...
I don't go the dizzy when a match is on, I like a quite drink so go where there is No Sport on the big screen..
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« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2013, 05:10:59 17:10 » |
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What is "Scouser"?
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« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2013, 06:03:59 18:03 » |
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A Scouser is a Liverpudlian, I hope this helps.
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« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2013, 07:50:55 19:50 » |
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and a liverpudlian is a person from Liverpool, England.
of course, the joke can be modified to any group who is deemed to be less intelligent, such as manxmen ( yippee, its MUTE time !!)
p.s. I do love to test the boundaries
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« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2013, 08:09:25 20:09 » |
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 What about this guy? |
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I can explain this to you. I can't comprehend it for you.
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« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2013, 09:09:54 21:09 » |
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haw haw haw!!! give hime another chance !!! i think i will change scousers with "editors of EFY magazine"
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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2013, 10:18:31 10:18 » |
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old_but_alive, the strange thing is that if you were british it would be reasonable to see this joke coming from you. you say that the joke can be modified, why did not you modify it to fit your deemed group in your place?
when you test the boundary again, your account will be gone, not just muted.
topic is locked anyway..
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